Confession #1: This post probably contains Too Much Information (TMI). I predict it will still be a popular post. People like TMI, even as they’re screaming “ewww!”
Confession #2: I am not a dirty talker in the bedroom.
You wouldn’t know that by my erotic scenes, where I’m not afraid to describe…well, everything in graphic detail. And sometimes my characters talk dirty to each other as well. In my books, you’ll find cock, pussy, and lots of nipple action. Rarely penis or vagina, because they’re too “clinical” for me, but clitoris or “clit” for sure. As for using them “off the page” though…I’m just too shy for the most part, even though I’ve been with my husband for 11 (?) years now. I know!
Now this doesn’t apply to writing or out-of-town internet chats. I like graphic words on paper or the screen, and don’t hesitate to use them with my appreciative hubby when a note or chat session is warranted. Written words are my “thing”, naturally. I’ve often wondered though what it’s like to “be” that person…the one who talks dirty in the thick of things. And whenever I think about trying it, I just know it’s going to sound cheesy rather than sexy, and we’ll collapse on the floor in tears of laughter. Sometimes, you just are who you are, you know?
That gives me an idea for a character…
Don’t get me wrong – hubby and I are *masters* at innuendo. Nothing is sacred in our world, and not a day goes by without conversations going to the sexual side at least once or twice. It’s just the explicit we, well, pussyfoot around.
Your turn…confess! Do you talk dirty in the bedroom? I do accept anonymous comments if you want to be all discrete about it…